Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I Finally Finished Decorating my Tree




It took me two whole weeks--but I finally finished decorating my Christmas Tree! And the reason I finished it was because someone was coming to my house. Yes, I had to have a reason, a deadline, to make me finish it. Otherwise, it would still be in a state of semi-decoratedness.

Here is a picture of it BEFORE I tipped it over.


I thought that I could crawl under the piano to get behind the tree so I could rearrange some of the decorations I had placed on the piano. Well, I was reaching and stretching to get something, and the next thing I knew--the tree went crashing to the floor. So all the decorations I had so painstakingly placed on my tree were either broken, twisted, or otherwise messed up. The worst part was all the water that gushed out of the stand and onto my recently-shampooed carpet.

Zachary helped me pick up the tree, soak up the water with towels, and vacuum up the shattered ornaments and pine needles. Then we pulled the tree out into the middle of the room so the carpet could dry.

When MaryAnne arrived home late Saturday night she was welcomed into--not a lovely, peaceful home, beautifully decorated for the holidays--but the chaos of my home with the Christmas Tree in the middle of the room, surrounded with broken ornaments in need of repair, wet towels, the vacuum, and several fans blowing on the wet carpet. Oh, and our furnace decided to quit working that night. Thank goodness we had a good fireplace and plenty of firewood and coal to burn.

Now, two days later, I have re-decorated the tree, pushed it back into it's proper place, and attained a wee bit of order and sanity into our home. I still haven't wrapped a single gift, I still don't know what to get for the neighbors, and I woke up this morning with a sore throat. Thank goodness there are still 2 (well really only 1 1/2)more days until Christmas!

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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Christmas is Coming


Ready or not, Christmas is coming. And no, I'm NOT ready. I'm not a big fan of Christmas. Our tree has been in the Living Room for 2 days now, and I haven't even got the lights on it yet. I just don't feel like getting out all the mess. It is different now that the girls are grown and gone. Last year it was weird decorating the tree by myself. Gene and Zachary won't help me because they say I will just rearrange it anyway.

But I guess I had better get with the program and at least get started on my Christmas shopping this week.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Halloween is Over

(Thank Goodness!)

Halloween was crazy this year. The weather was unseasonably warm and daylight savings time kept the sun from going down an hour earlier. We had a record number of trick-or-treaters, approx. 350-400 based on the candy we didn't have left over.

I got the inside of the house cleaned and decorated just in time. MaryAnne was a lifesaver and tackled the mountains of junk mail and other "stuff" that had taken over my kitchen counter top. Most of it ended up in a box and was stashed away for me to find in a few months.


I dressed up as a sassy Pirate Lady, and Gene was, as usual, Frankenstein--complete with "mini me" this year. All the kids just love Frankenstein.



Angie and Roy and their little dog, Molly, surprised us with a quick trip from Las Vegas. They had been planning this trip for a few weeks, and we were certainly surprised when they came "trick-or-treating" at our door.


My parents and of most of my family and their kids made it to see our crazy house this year. I fixed a big pot of Taco Soup served with Frito's, grated cheese, and sour cream. We had a veggie tray to snack on as well as Orange Cheetos served in a black cauldron. My sister made a graveyard cracker and veggie dip tray, and my mom brought some bloody fingers--complete with fingernails and bloody stumps--she also made a few toes this year.



I didn't get pictures of everyone and everything. In fact, I didn't take any pictures on Halloween night. I had MaryAnne take a few with my camera, so that is why she in not in any on them. And Zachary is mysteriously absent from all the pictures. What to 17-year-old boys do on Halloween? Maybe I don't want to know. . .


And that, my friends, is the end of Halloween 2008.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Flying Witch

Yesterday, was a beautiful October Saturday. We spent most of the day outside setting up more Halloween stuff. We even got the flying witch set up. Usually we don't put her up until the day before Halloween because she is a "fair-weather" witch, meaning that if the weather is windy or rainy or, heaven forbid, snowy, she is just no fun to have on top of the roof. But the weatherman says clear skies ahead, so up she went.

When we got her down from the garage rafters, she was Broken! Watch this little slideshow to see how we got her all fixed up and ready to fly this year.


This is the tenth year we have flown the witch. The first year was right after Gene had back surgery. He was bored at home recuperating, so he and a friend dreamed up the crazy flying witch contraption. And yes, he climbed up on the roof that first year, just 2 months after his surgery!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Halloween Decorating Continues. . .

This is when I start to go crazy! We drag out all the boxes of Halloween crap and dump it out all over the house. Every year, there are always a few more headstones to paint, skeletons to assemble, ghosts to hang, dummies to re-stuff; you know, the usual. It always seems to take forever to get everything all tidy and lookin' good for the big day.



Watch this to see what else we do. . .



Don't y'all wish you lived at my house???

Friday, October 17, 2008

The Halloween Process has Begun. . .

The other night, when I got home from work, Gene had started setting up the Halloween mess. I inwardly groaned, then ran inside to get the camera so I could take pictures to share. I was finally able to get Zachary to show me how to get the pictures "out" of the camera and "into" the computer. Setting up the headstones is just the first step. We will add a little bit each day, until Halloween, then we put it all away.

Setting Up the Headstones



I need to figure out how to speed up my blog--I think all of these slide shows are "blogging" it down.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Halloween at Our House

Everyone who knows us, knows that we go nuts at Halloween. I don't remember why or even when it all started, but our Halloween display has grown in leaps and bounds over the years.

It all started at least 12 - 15 years ago, when we thought it would be fun to make a few dummies out of old clothes and masks. That year, during the month of October, it wasn't unusual for these dummies to appear in different locations throughout my house. Gene would move them around when I was gone, and I was always frightened when I stumbled upon them in the strangest places.

That first year, on Halloween night, Gene made a hangman's noose and hung one of the dummies from our roof. Our Halloween display has evolved into quite an ordeal since then. We have a cemetery with headstones for all our friends and neighbors, coffins, music, ghosts, lights, and even a witch flying around the house on Halloween night.

This year I thought I would try to take pictures and share all the different things we do to spook up our house. So look for more Halloween posts coming soon.

Halloween 2007

These are the only pictures I could find of Halloween 2007. (Some of them are really dark and hard to see) It looks like I just took pics inside.



This year I plan to take pics and document the whole Halloween process at our house. . . Stay tuned for more!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

You Know It's a Bad Day When. . .

. . .Your Dog Throws Up IN Your Bed!
Yes, you heard me right. --In My Bed. Last week, Koda, my 2-year-old miniature American Eskimo was sick.

He kept coughing and sounding like he was choking, he wouldn't eat anything, and the choking sound was quite disturbing. After listening to him struggle through the night, we figured that something must be stuck in his throat; and not knowing how to extract said "something," my husband took Koda to the vet.

The vet's diagnosis was that Koda's had--a cold. He said that dogs generally do not get things stuck in their throats, and since he was coughing and had a slight fever, it must be a cold. We paid $68.19 so a vet could tell us that our dog had a cold! We got doggy antibiotics, doggy cough suppressants, and an appointment for a follow-up visit at the end of the week to see if he had improved.

That night, as per the vet's instructions, we hid one of the doggy antibiotics in a piece of a hot dog so Koda would "take" his pill. Coughing and choking persisted throughout the night, and early the next morning, Koda was fed another hidden-in-a-hot-dog pill.

I was still in bed, trying to wake up and get excited about another day at work. Koda was also on my bed, because that is where he likes to be, and because I don't try very hard to make him stay off.

Anyway, Koda started having another one of his coughing episodes which ended up not just sounding like he was going to throw up, but he actually threw up IN. MY. BED.

By this time, I was wide awake and extremely "grossed out." (Good thing he was on Gene's side of the bed.) Trying not to add to the problem, I choked back my own urge to vomit, got the dog off of the bed, ran downstairs to grab a bunch of paper towels, ran back upstairs, and sopped up the warm stuff that was soaking through my sheets and onto my mattress pad. I then threw the whole wad of soggy paper towels in the toilet and flushed it away.

I got the all the sheets in the washing maching, and called my husband to tell him the news of the day. His first question was, "Did he throw up his Pill?"

How should I know? I didn't examine it that closely. I did notice that one of the "chunks" was definately a piece of hot dog. Well, then he asks, "Did you look inside the piece of hot dog to see if the pill was still there?" Are you kidding me? I wasn't thinking about searching for hidden pills when I was cleaning up the mess. I was, in fact, trying not to look at the mess at all.

O.K., so we decided that we don't know if the pill stayed in the dog. By the way, Koda felt really bad, and he was hiding downstairs under a chair with his ears down. He knew he had done a bad thing.

I decided not to give the dog another pill. If that is why he threw up, I wasn't going to encourage a repeat performance. I rushed to get ready for work, then put Koda in his "house" and left for the day.

After everyone had returned home from school and work that evening, Koda seemed all perky and not the least bit sickly. No more coughing or choking. He was eating and drinking and running around like nothing was wrong. Not even acting like he had--a cold. So, Gene says. . ."I wonder if he really did have something stuck in his throught??? Did you happen to notice anything in his vomit that might have been stuck in his throat?"

I am not kidding! He really asked me, again, if I had examined the content of my dog's vomit.

The moral if of this story (if there is a moral to this story) is . . . When you clean up your dog's vomit, you should analyze the contents very carefully; and if you are not going do the analysis, you should probably save the wad of paper towels in a plastic bag so your husband can do his own gross analysis.

On a lighter note, Koda has been just fine since that dreadful morning. We did not give him any more hot dog pills, nor did we take him to his follow-up appointment with the Vet. We think he had something caught in this throat--but we will never know for sure. . .

Monday, October 6, 2008

"Enough" Already

I have decided that I would rather play with and change my blog design rather than "blog."

So with that said, I will try to leave "well enough" alone (meaning my blog design--but tell me what you think--Do you like it?), and I will attempt to actually post some of the ideas and thoughts which have been wandering in and out of my brain for the past few weeks.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Another "Time Waster?"

So I have decided that this blogging business is just another "activity" to cause me to waste more time. Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy wasting time. I am the Queen of wasting time. I have been having lots of fun changing backgrounds and colors and adding widgets and searching for fun stuff to make my "Blog" cute.

The problem is . . . I could spend mass quantities of time making cuteness, but I really don't have anything to actually "write" about. Another problem is . . . I am NOT a Writer. I hate to write. I would rather balance my checkbook than write.

So why did I start this blog? Good question. Maybe, subconsciously, I want to become a better writer. I have enjoyed "blurking" other blogs for the past year and find myself saying, "I could do that."

This little blog will be my attempt to record the things that happen in my life--when I'm not busy wasting my time.